Starbucks Name Skillzzzz

"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen) 08/08/2014 at 14:04 • Filed to: None

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Just heard a story, this guy went into Starbucks, his name is Stephen, he orders a coffee and since they write your name on the cup, the ask: "what's your name?" to which he responds: "Stephen with a PH"... Now you think you know whats coming next? They wrote "Stephen with a PH" on the cup? Nope. They wrote "Phteven". Say that out loud! It's quite hilarious.

scoob > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 08/08/2014 at 14:07

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Moar here.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 08/08/2014 at 14:07

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Rather witty, if intentional.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 08/08/2014 at 14:09

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Well, at least you'll know that cuppa is definitely yours!

Jayhawk Jake > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 08/08/2014 at 14:10

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I have a normal name. Jacob. It's been the most popular name for boys nearly every year in my 25 years of existence.

I assume people know how to spell my name. My last name I spell out (it's common but there are at least 4 or 5 different ways to spell it). So when I go to starbucks, I just say 'Jacob' and go about my business.

Last time I went to starbucks they spelled my name 'Jakub'. I don't even....

RazoE > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 08/08/2014 at 14:11

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Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Jayhawk Jake 08/08/2014 at 14:15

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J-cobb, Jaycob, Jaaaaaaayyyyob!

lol, anyways, I never go to starbucks, I wonder if they'd manage to butcher Owen.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/08/2014 at 14:16

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Haha, the buzzfeed in another response is hilarious. Sometimes I'm not sure if they are being passive aggressive or for real don't have a clue.

Jayhawk Jake > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 08/08/2014 at 14:16

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They'd find a way.

I once told the cashier at Panera my name was 'Voltron'. I barely made it with a straight face. It was hilarious when they called my order, they come on the loudspeaker 'food ready for *quiet muffled laugh* Voltron?'

RazoE > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 08/08/2014 at 14:18

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Took my daughter to Starbucks in a Barnes & Nobel while we browsed, and they spelled her name "Emeley" What the hell? Emily's been around since the dark ages, how could they mess that up?

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Jayhawk Jake 08/08/2014 at 14:19

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Hahahaha.

I may try this sometime too, I imagine you'd have to pay cash and not use your panera card?

My name is Lobo.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > RazoE 08/08/2014 at 14:20

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Haha at a place where people should have a clue about spelling.

Jayhawk Jake > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 08/08/2014 at 14:22

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I used a credit card. Sometimes they'll just take the name off it, but most of the time they ask anyways. I don't think they give a crap if you give them a name to call that is actually your name.

Big Daddy Handsome > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 08/08/2014 at 15:50

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I once had "Drug" instead of "Drew". . .

Garrett Davis > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 08/08/2014 at 17:19

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I don't go to Starbucks, but in telling people my name anywhere I get: Derrick, Garry, Greg, Barrett, Eric, Jared, etc.